Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
Wow. That took guts.
At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
Harry Potter and the Seven Heavenly Virtues (part 2/2): Practicing the virtues is said to protect him/her against temptation from the seven deadly sins, each one having its counterpart. Due to this, they are sometimes referred to as the “contrary virtues.”
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
we take food to whole other level here
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
look i’m sometimes a good person, i think i deserve the age of ultron footage